one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
Just read the notes
I’m not gonna risk anything
Hamster make breakfast
Hamster drive car
Hamster make tea with frend
Hamster plan dinner party
Hamster have Birfday
Hamster love life
Hamster happy to be live
Hamster love you
some british kid who happens to be an INTERNET CULT LEADER.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
i better get my hug oakley
IF HE IS TOURING I WILL LITERALLY PISS MYSELF
I AM SO EXCITE FOR TUESDAY
I HAVE SCHOOL TUESDAY AND THERES NO WAY I COULD SNEAK ON MY PHONE THEY ARE TO STRICT AND SHIT AND JUST. IM GONNA BE IN SCHOOL WHEN HE ANNOUNCES IT. UGH